Darla Crane

Celebrate the most joyous (or most hated) day of the year, Valentine's Day with Porn.com's "My Slutty Valentine!" Sonny Hicks,his virgin girlfriend are on their way to see Sonny's step-mom, Darla Crane when out of nowhere, Cupid, himself shows up with glad tidings! Mistaking him for a crazed hobo, Sonny rebukes him harshly,makes his way to his step-mom's completely unaware of Cupid's plot for revenge! Um, ever heard of Oedipus?