Harley Jade: The Big Butt Ballet

It's not everyday you see a ballerina with a big ol' badonkadonk like Harley Jade, but then again the Brazzers School Of Dance isn't your typical ballet academy. Instructor Danny D is a harsh disciplinarian whose famous motto of "spare the rod, spoil the slut" warrants no exceptions, even if the rod in question is the size of a baby elephant's trunk. Tchaikovsky himself would be rolling in his grave if he could hear the arrhythmic pounding of Danny's bulbous beaver-bashing bed snake on Harley's hot crossed buns. Crank up the classics and hike up your tutus, this one is going to deserve a curtain call.