Fira Ventura The Grapes Of Lust

Last week Fira described her route from vineyard to jimslip casting. I didn't mention the part where she encountered a strange unkempt hunch back who was lurking at the back of a crowded bar in the Old Town. He staggered across the bar and bid Fira sit with him to discuss a "Proposal". He then removed an ancient and battered lap top from his carrier bag and revealed his secret to Fira. "I am a photographer of the erotic arts!" he announced with much aplomb and after showing some dirty pics to the shocked but curious Fira, went "On the line" to jimslip.com and then looking furtively from side to side whispered, "This is the man you must see, Mr Jim Slip, tell him Gonzalez sent you, he will make you an international porn star, here is his phone number, go, GO TO HIM NOWWW!" He then stuffed the crumpled bit of paper with my number scrawled o...