Final Fantasy Rinoa Heartilly a XXx Parody: Alex Coal

You've not always been the most social fella, have you Squall? You're just not a people person, save one - Rinoa. That sexy little rebel. That being said, you're not crazy about the way she acts around Seifer - that guy is bad news. That's why you've summoned Rinoa for a little chat. Everyone and their mother has started to notice some chemistry between you and Rinoa. This raven-haired cutie is a little bashful herself, so ease her into it but give her the dicking of a lifetime. And when you're ready, blast her with your shooting star.